Stranger Danger

Stranger oh stranger,

You are such a danger,

Why oh why you ponder,

Such beauty from another gender,

Makes my mind to wonder,

Gestures of the grandeur,

This beating heart grows fonder,

Stranger oh stranger,

Now no need to ponder,

Why you are such a danger.

The Lee Chong WAY!

Even though Ming H. said he's no poet, but to me this is far from good. It's awesome. Respect for the words and respect to our very own Malaysian hero, Dato' Lee Chong Wei for bagging a silver medal in the badminton Olympic final. This is what I call 'poetic' justice. hahaha I know.. I'll get a gold medal for lameness.

Besides that, I wanna congrats Pandelela Rinong Pamg for contributing a bronze medal for Malaysia in the women's 10m platform final. Did you guys know, Pandelela is the first woman to get a medal for Malaysia in the Olympics? Amazing right.. you go girl!

This Poem Sucks!

Harriet. Harry-ette.
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher.
Un-trust... ing.
Un-know... ing.
Un-love... ed?

"He wants you back," he screamed into
the night air like a fireman going
to a window that has no fire...
except the passion of his heart.

I am lonely.
It's really hard.
This poem... sucks.

geez Mike Myers, you make me wanna write poems on such early morning! Now, if only I can find a jazz trio. hmm... 

Liquid

Like I promised from the last post, I was gonna share with you guys a poem I did last year or is it two years ago. The title is 'Liquid'. I made the poem because I wanted to submit a poem to eatsleepdraw. The theme was liquid. Plus they said that if my poem was good enough, they would published it.

I gotta tell you, it was hard since the theme is liquid, but since we're being honest, I wanna let you in on a little secret. I can write poems when I'm somewhat in love. Fortunately, I was able to make a poem with liquid as its theme because.. haha I was kinda diggin this girl.  *laughs*

LIQUID

Like liquid
Like the sea to the squid,
You give shelter and food,
Like you to this humble kid,
No bad intentions just plain good.


Like liquid,
Like my affections towards you,
Unlike solids and gases,
It flows freely and true,
without being motionless and disappear into masses.


like liquid,
Like the cloud and the sun,
You are mold from to become none,
Forms into particles of white matter,
For which you shall become tears that scatter.


Like liquid,
Sometimes it can be red,
Sometimes it can be blue,
Chemistry is so wonderful and great,
Just like my feelings towards you.

Like liquid,
You give life and important in hygienic reason,
Without hesitation without any season,
Your love for me is like a light in a prison,
It cleans my soul and kills the poison.


Well, as you can see, it's not that good. Well, none of my poems are award winning or deep thinking. I just like to rhyme. Simple as that. Well, I hope you enjoy it.. owh, I really hope someone could visualize this poem. That would be so awesome!

Touchscreen by Marshall SOULFUL Jones

This guys is so sick on the metaphors and what not. Seriously you put me in a spellbind with your charismatic choice of word play. 

1 finger in the air

1 finger in the air for the fucking liars,

1 finger in the air for those that thought we’re stupid,

1 finger in the air for those who never thought we cared,

1 finger in the air to tell them to bring it!

*sometimes I guess anger brings out the best in me, drawing and poetry at the same time? daammmnnn!*

So I'll Try

Dear God,

Now I really notice you,

Forgive me for I have sinned,

I never realized all the guidance you followed me through,

So I'll try my best to be your humble servant ever so keened.

Dear Mommy and Daddy,

Words can't show my gratitude,

You have shown me love since I was a baby,

So I'll try my best to adjust my attitude.

Dear Friends,

You are my family here,

Without you, I'm just a lonely fat boy,

I beg you, don't treat me like a broken toy,

So I'll try my best not to make you shed even a tear.

Dear Love,

why is it hard to find you,

high and low, far and near,

I promise I'll be yours forever and ever,

So I'll try my best to make you happy my dear.

Dear 2011,

Please be nice to me,

For I am shallow,

Knowledge are hard things to swallow,

So I'll try my best not to keep myself on the down low.

Insyaallah... 

So I guess this is my way of wishing you guys a Happy New Year! I know some of the stanzas are too long and doesn't even make sense.. Anyway... I hope you guys have a great year and all the best with future undertakings! 

A 20th Birthday, A Dear Friend, A Poem

Happy 20th birthday dear Mein

Crazy girl with a smile so mean

Awesome ideas for such a petite teen

Makes everyone ever so keen.

Being you is what you do best 

Crazy ideas with awesome outcomes

Remember the oversized bird nest?

How the heck you figured that, I feel so geram. 

I dunno what to give you and this is lame

It's the only thing I think i'm good at

Making kiddy poem and make fun of your name

Just go ahead hit me I'll hand you the bat.

My poem is silly, my rhyme is whack

But i have a little advise you have to digest

Always to remember to set your life on track

So that whatever you do, you'll be the best

Working with you was always fun

It's like playing with a brand new watergun

You'll never know what's coming next

A spray of creativeness or a squirt of awsm-ness to the max.

I know I'm not your best friend that I used to claim

But you're not the one to blame

Losing you as a friend sure is a shame

Why not start all over a whole new game

Do keep this poem as a souvenier or somesort

Read it if u ever feel bored

I hope it can make you smile or even a lil grin

So that on your next birthday present, I'll give you a hint.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZUIN ZULSYAMIN!

I wanted to give this poem for her last year's birthday... but I didn't get to finish it in time.. -__-" therefore I made a few adjustment to it.. hihihi~

BitterSweet

If you guys follow me on twitter, there's this one time that I always mentioned that I wanna write a new poem.. well.. this is it... now I only wish I can turn this into a very meaningful song... well that is another story... enjoy!

My BitterSweet

Day by day goes by,

I still can remember how we 'ignited'

English class, I thought I was gonna die

But you took me in, feeling so gifted.

At first every guy was jealous of me,

I was clueless, what did I miss, what didn't I see

You make ponder, You make me guess

Lord helped me figured out this dreadful mess.

It was your radiant beauty

It was your intelligence

How I felt so full of guilty

How I felt so full of negligence.

The very first time I took noticed

Your hair was short and  seemingly at eased

Submitted your assignment and you looked pleased

For you have done your best from the rest, from the least.

Like a lightning, like a heartbeat

It was that fast we started to converse

Butterflies in my tummy to my feet

You are the gift you are the curse.

Facebook applications, mail inbox notifications

That's how we express our opinions

Being classy and cool are the perfect notions

But full of layers, like a basket of onions.

Kamil is Kamil, that's what you said

I wasn't sad, I felt great

Sure we have our ups and downs

But around you, I can't help but to kill the frowns.

I like the fact that you are my friend

Nothing more nothing less

Hope that you will find someone that makes you feel grand

Don't worry about the past, it's all a test.

No one can take the place of you

I hope that I will have a place in your heart too

Call me stupid call me full of wit

For you are my one and only BITTERSWEET.

                             

                                Kamil

Valentine Vault

First and foremost... I would like to say Gong Xi Fa Cai to my fellow Chinese friends who are busy celebrating the Chinese New Year... now let's get into business..

Valentine... valentine.... valentine....

oh dear love you are so fine....

the one who is so beautiful and divine...

spare me your hugs and kisses and I'll give you mine...

For you are like a diamond in a coal mine...

oh dear love would you give me a sign

so we shall be one in this skeptic design...

that we call valetine...

Valentine... valentine.... oh valentine....

The end

How's that to start of what might seem a romantic post... on the contrary my fellow peeps... it's my sole obligation to handout the statistics on VALENTINE's DAY.... *laughs*

53% of women in America would dump their boyfriend if they did not get them anything for Valentine's Day.


Chocolate and candy sales reach profits of $1,011 billion during Valentines.


Approximately one in four Americans do not celebrate the holiday at all. And 15% of American women (and even men) send flowers to themselves on Valentine's Day.


85% of all Valentine cards are bought by women.

73% of flowers are bought by men, and only 27% are by women.


found the statistics at Articlebase and Amazingfacts 


people really take this Valentine's Day very seriously don't they... up to the point of breaking up with their partners... wow... also founded this..


American women, on average, spend 55 minutes per day getting showered, dressed, and groomed.


On average men spend 51 minutes a day grooming themselves.


correct me if I'm wrong, they say that women only differs from men for about 4 minutes given time to shower and to dress... somehow I beg to differ... hehe... then again.. it's just statistics right... plus it says there "american women"... we can let this one slide :) 

That's all from me... for now... hope you guys enjoyed this not-so-valuable facts... can't blame for being boring... I'm guilty as charge... whether you are celebrating Valentine's Day or Chinese New Year or even enjoying the holidays, have a gud one aite! peace out!