Delivery Innuendo

Mcbess:

"Here’s a commercial we’ve just finished with Simon, it’s for Good Books which is a charity about books. Mooe did all the backgrounds, and Kwok and Djob did the animation, hope you like the large number of boobs shots, it’s my signature as a director, also I’ve done the music, which means, I’m both the dick who’s playing the congas in the first part, carefully recorded in my bedroom and the cunt who’s playing prophet in the second song.

aimes"

Kau Ade?

eBee, the MMU mascot dance to Oppa Gangnam Style during my convocation. Kau ade? haaaa... It's lovely to know that the person who animated eBee is a friend of mine who was also graduating with me as well.

Anyway.. maybe I'll post some of my convocation pictures.. just for sharing.. maybe I won't. Don't hold your breath aite.

2012 Resume

A resume I currently finish working on. Yup, this is not a web resume so you really need to squint your eyes to view the details haha sorry. Thought I just shared it with you guys first. Interview in 3 hours time. wish me luck guys :)

Stranger Danger

Stranger oh stranger,

You are such a danger,

Why oh why you ponder,

Such beauty from another gender,

Makes my mind to wonder,

Gestures of the grandeur,

This beating heart grows fonder,

Stranger oh stranger,

Now no need to ponder,

Why you are such a danger.

The Lee Chong WAY!

Even though Ming H. said he's no poet, but to me this is far from good. It's awesome. Respect for the words and respect to our very own Malaysian hero, Dato' Lee Chong Wei for bagging a silver medal in the badminton Olympic final. This is what I call 'poetic' justice. hahaha I know.. I'll get a gold medal for lameness.

Besides that, I wanna congrats Pandelela Rinong Pamg for contributing a bronze medal for Malaysia in the women's 10m platform final. Did you guys know, Pandelela is the first woman to get a medal for Malaysia in the Olympics? Amazing right.. you go girl!

This Poem Sucks!

Harriet. Harry-ette.
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher.
Un-trust... ing.
Un-know... ing.
Un-love... ed?

"He wants you back," he screamed into
the night air like a fireman going
to a window that has no fire...
except the passion of his heart.

I am lonely.
It's really hard.
This poem... sucks.

geez Mike Myers, you make me wanna write poems on such early morning! Now, if only I can find a jazz trio. hmm... 

Been There, Done That.

This is why it is so important freelancers such as myself and most of friends to have a binding contract with the clients. Sometimes, you can't blame clients therefore if you have a binding contract with them, they are oblige to pay to even 5$ for a drawing of a bird. *wink* Other times, some clients are simple for here. Don't believe me, check out Clients From Hell and see what I mean.

One thing differs me from the 'freelancers' in the video;

My drawing is what I would say, somewhat decent.. I think so *laughs*

Ok, lets settle down.

Kimbra - Settle Down

Liquid

Like I promised from the last post, I was gonna share with you guys a poem I did last year or is it two years ago. The title is 'Liquid'. I made the poem because I wanted to submit a poem to eatsleepdraw. The theme was liquid. Plus they said that if my poem was good enough, they would published it.

I gotta tell you, it was hard since the theme is liquid, but since we're being honest, I wanna let you in on a little secret. I can write poems when I'm somewhat in love. Fortunately, I was able to make a poem with liquid as its theme because.. haha I was kinda diggin this girl.  *laughs*

LIQUID

Like liquid
Like the sea to the squid,
You give shelter and food,
Like you to this humble kid,
No bad intentions just plain good.


Like liquid,
Like my affections towards you,
Unlike solids and gases,
It flows freely and true,
without being motionless and disappear into masses.


like liquid,
Like the cloud and the sun,
You are mold from to become none,
Forms into particles of white matter,
For which you shall become tears that scatter.


Like liquid,
Sometimes it can be red,
Sometimes it can be blue,
Chemistry is so wonderful and great,
Just like my feelings towards you.

Like liquid,
You give life and important in hygienic reason,
Without hesitation without any season,
Your love for me is like a light in a prison,
It cleans my soul and kills the poison.


Well, as you can see, it's not that good. Well, none of my poems are award winning or deep thinking. I just like to rhyme. Simple as that. Well, I hope you enjoy it.. owh, I really hope someone could visualize this poem. That would be so awesome!

Like can turn to like like

... and like like can turn to love~

Ted & Gooch - Screw You

So guys, I gotta confession...

I think I've fallen for someone. *audience go "seriously Kamil?! Not again..."* It's true. I've been fighting this somewhat feeling for quite sometime now. I'm not gonna tell you who the unlucky lady is because it's pointless. You don't even know her haha. Do you know what's my next plan is;

Forgetting her. Yup, you heard me right. I need to get it out of the system. I can't have this like like feeling. Why? Because I know deep down, it's not gonna work out. Even though deep down I really want it to work. Lets just say I kinda got the heads up on this one. *wink*

I've been thinking over and over, I don't want to ruin what we have right now. Another thing that's stopping me from saying all in my mind to her is fear. I fear of the risk to get my own happiness. What if she said no? How do I go about it? Will we still be friends? When should be a good time to tell her? *giggles*

In addition, I got my heart broken real bad before. Well, lots of time... but the last one was the worst. No, it wasn't because of a lover, but a friend whom I gave my trust. I like that friend and she lied her way out of my fragile heart *cewah* You see, I'm afraid to get my heart broken again. It hurts so bad I'm scared to ever let myself be vulnerable once more.

I don't even have a fighting chance. That's another concrete reason. I mean look at me. Jobless, unattractive and talentless. I'm not loathing for pity here guys *laughs* But that's the harsh reality right now. I hate competing with guys over a girl. That is not how I was brought up. I feel like fighting over a girl is like treating the girl like some sort of prize. I hate that. Self confidence is the keyword here. It's something I need to learn how to own.

Plus I'm looking for the real thing here, not a fling. I'm talking about marriage *The audiences gave a loud sigh. One of them said "Oh no he didn't!"* hahahah.. And I will always believe in "character over chemistry," Right now, I don't think I have the characteristic she adores.

Part of me wants her to read this. Part of me doesn't. If she does read this... my oh my would that be something. 

Anyway, I just needed to let this out and what better way than to blog it out. It's not like I have readers anymore. I know I've been inconsistent since last year. I plan to make it up this year. In fact, my next post is about a poem titled 'Liquid'. 

Sorry guys for posting this really cute song and wrote a stupid story to go along with it. Do enjoy the song.

P.S. This post maybe misleading in 7 different ways. Who cares, I'm the writer here bitches! muahaha!

May the 4th be with you.

Yesterday was StarWars day! I know I'm not that much of a StarWars geek, but the saga will always be in my heart. Anyway, just a little info about me and StarWars;

The first StarWars movie I watched was The Empire Strikes Back. Back Then, I didn't understand a thing about the movie. The only I love was R2D2 and the whole part where Yoda is training Luke to become a Jedi. I hated the love hate relationship between Han Solo and Princess Leia.. Your name is Han SOLO for godsake! And lets not forget I was about 5 or 6 years old when I watched the VHS tape. So all those lovey dovey stuff was never in my interest. *evil laughs*

My favourite movie in the saga is definitely Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace. No doubt. I love everything about it. Queen Amidala, Obi Wan, Qui Gon, Tatooine (where Anakin was raised), Pod Racing, etc. With that, I will let you guys listen to my all-time favourite track from The Phantom Menace OST, "Duel Of The Fates." Hands in the best fighting scene in the whole StarWars saga, hands down.

P.S. One time, I opened this track my car and let my friends listened to it. A trip to dinner feels like an adventure to another galaxy. It was EPIC! Right guys? *crickets sound*

May the 4th be with you guys because tomorrow it's revenge of the 5th. *giggles*

Please be considerate..

cuz the oldman might be a jedi.

*please watch til the end*

"Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing"

I can't believe this song is old already. This is so hauntingly melancholicly eargasmic! Ok not an acceptable phrase. but what the hell right. Kimbra is so cute in this video with the outfit and gestures.

Dating in 2012

Boring. 

She's back!

She's a comedian... she's a vlogger.. she's none other than the infamous Natalie Tran! I've been a loyal subscriber of her youtube channel since 2008 and she never failed to amuse me. She's been quite for awhile.. 3 months to be exact and it IS actually that long.. I can't wait to watch her upcoming video(s).

She's like the big sister I never had. *tears*

Touchscreen by Marshall SOULFUL Jones

This guys is so sick on the metaphors and what not. Seriously you put me in a spellbind with your charismatic choice of word play. 

Good VFX, Bad Actors

Phew.. that was a close shave. Well this is just to show you what kinda neighborhood we live in.

Alan's Go Pro Hero 2

Enjoy our wackiness *okay not that wacky*

Footage : Alan Lembu, Panda Merah, Braderbear
Editing: Panda Merah
Talent: Alan Lembu, Panda Merah, Ajwad Ajinda, Braderbear.

Expect more from this four individuals, Insyaallah.

Dubstep Nerf

Simply AWSM! Great editing to match with the sound's 'movement' *if that's even a legit term.. hahahaha*. I really like the ending where they combine strength to kill the mob.. plus, really nice music by Klaypex 

Up a Squiggle, Down a Squiggle, Whoop!

I am one of those people who loves to do squiggle in class... but usually the math workbook squiggle kinda guy... but since MMU, I think I've somehow manage to control my squiggling addiction.. hahaha... I guess my mind is not as squiggly as it used to be... I know some of my friends are fellow squigglers as well!

Up a squiggle down a squiggle! A squiggle within a squiggle! Who would've thought that squiggling is so damn   fun! I never would've thought that squiggling can be so philosophic and complicated! And to think that it's actually based on a math equation.. man, my parents are ought to be proud that I'm a regular squiggler....

Gotta go guys, I have a class to attend to.. it's Squiggle 101 by Prof. Squigity mcSquig Squigluous...

I just love the word squiggle.. in case you haven't notice...