Monday, February 23, 2009

friends come and go.. hopefully come again...

Last Saturday... i went to KLIA to see my friend, Azlan Musyabri took off.. he's studying abroad.. specifically, he's going to
Australia.. I'm so happy for him.. think of all the hot chick he'll meet there.. heheh...

anyway, it seems that most of my friends are studying abroad and the left me behind here in Malaysia.. hehe

they're going places and me... i'll just hang around here at the mamak's... XP

some of them are really really really close to me.. some of them goes back since primary school.. hehheh

Afif - he's at UK

Aishah - she's at Canada

Azlina - She's at US

Salwa - She's at New Zealand

Maya - She's at UMS sabah.. does that count as abroad.. hehe

nevertheless.. I'm happy where I'm now.. peace y'all!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Constant Bulliers...

Being a big guy and all that... u guys might think that i'm the one calling the shots when it's come to pick on people... or not... but lemme tell u guys this... i'm the victim here!! to make it even worse.. all of them are girls!

yup it's true... back in campus... there's 5 very mean girls who always try to kill my happiness (oh so dramatic!)
ecah, the pincher of steel! i swear to god my arm almost got ripped off by it.

syira and nad, the puncher and the slapper.. u dont wanna mess with them

alia, dont get fooled by the oh so innocent look.. she pulls hair like it's nobody's business!

and finally mein, she just join the club, actually i never thought she had it in her... she got the whole package.. pincher, puncher, slapper, poker.. u name it!

their style vary from hair pulling, slapping, pinching, punching, poking... i tried to roll with the punches.. but failed especially when they unite...
one of the method they used...

even so, their still my 'bestest' friends in whole wide world and i will never replace them for anything in this world.. hurm... maybe not in the near future.. heheh...

but the bullying has got to stop ladies! u're making me look bad in front of all the hot chicks out there.. LMAO! .... just kidding...

why do i get the feeling that the bullying aint gonna stop.. heheh.. well.. just as long as you guys are happy and i dont end up in ICU... XP

Friday, February 6, 2009

Tagged by mein

Dear Syira,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up In your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Best regards.


Instructions to Write this Hate Letter:
1. Copy the letter:

Dear _____, (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


-Your name-

2. Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Thursday, February 5, 2009


1. Who is haziq's best friend?

uuh.. me? i hope so

2. Who is acap's best friend?

uuh.. nazira? hehe.. i think so..

3. Describe mein in five words.

creative.. stubborn.. cute.. kind.. blur

4. What if you found out that syira was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with ecah?

lmao! i'll join forces with them and together.. the three of us shall do the clown dance to take over the world

5. Who does nini like?

owh... so ohsem = awesome... hehehe... she's one of the nicest person i've met..

6. Would you marry mawi?

hell no!!! not even if i'm reincarnated as a desperate woman searching for a man!... hahahaha

7. Do you love ecah?

hurm... we're just friends... kamil is kamil.. kan ecah kan kan... hehehe

8. Do you think alia is a virgin?

absolutely, positively, definitely, generally, basically, technically she's a virgin...

9. Who does ajwad like?

ajwad is a quiet person who has the professional skills to use the tablet to create awesome illustrations!

10. What would you do without bapak?

hahaha... i would be lonely during the weekends because it's only been the 2 of us every other weekend.. hihihi

Monday, February 2, 2009

Photography Workshop By Peter Sanders

on the 2nd week of the holiday.. my father sign me up to a photography workshop by Peter Sanders... it's was at the Islamic Art Museum Malaysia.. next to Masjid Negara...

When i first got there... there were about 20+ people with cameras... 40D, 50D, D300, and even 1D. u name it!.... were dangling on their shoulders.. so u guys can imagine how shy i am to flash of my 450D... hehehe...

Nothing much though bout the workshop... I mean on the technical part.. what che mat thought me was enough... but peter sanders stressed on how to look the beauty of things and snap every time u have the chance...

Anyway.. after lunch.. he asked us to go outside and snap a few pictures... then we're gonna have a vote which picture is the fairest of them all.. hahahaha... after taking a few pictures... edited them a bit... transfer them to the main laptop..

most of the pictures are nice... then came the highlight of my day.. when my pictures was shown.. 1 of them got 3 votes out of the 21 participants... can u believe that... even peter sanders said with his slick cool british accent "i quite like this one.. it's graphicly beautiful..."... and don't know why.. hahah.. I must've done womething right.. heheh

when the workshop's over.. we had a few pictures together.. and that's it!.. i walked to pudu from there... and my bus left around 6.30.. man i just like travelling!

here's some of the pictures...

this one got 3 votes.. hahaha

Pasar seni

can u find Mr Jep?

Photography Workshop By Peter Sanders